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   messageicon Whenever someone asks if you're ticklish it doesn't matter if you say yes or no you're going to be touched. I tell them I have diarrhea.
←Rate | 01-04-2015 23:55 by Depirts1 Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's so cold out I've turned 50 Shades Of Blue!
←Rate | 02-20-2015 23:19 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!
←Rate | 01-06-2015 21:46 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look who's here! Psst.....hide the liquor.
←Rate | 12-11-2014 09:11 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice how the word "bed" looks like a bed?
←Rate | 12-10-2014 12:54 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Mayans are predicting this year for Dec.21 chilly air will settle into the region, ahead of a storm system forecast to move up from the South.
←Rate | 12-16-2014 06:13 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can lead a horse to water but you can't lead a horticulture!
←Rate | 12-20-2014 22:47 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cold in Canada the bank tellers wear ski masks!
←Rate | 11-23-2014 19:02 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was feeling mischievous and saw snow on my boss's windshield. So I started to draw a p*nis on it until I saw she was sitting behind the steering wheel
←Rate | 02-20-2015 23:15 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met my GF online, in the grocery store. I was checking her out!
←Rate | 11-22-2014 09:48 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Zuckerberg has agreed to expunge the "Dictatators Suck" FB Page ~ Kim Jong-un
←Rate | 12-22-2014 06:50 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


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