nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.

   France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white

   does fantasizing about the cheerleaders count as "fantasy football"?

   I imagine hell to be a room full of drunk guys wanting to tell you about their fantasy football team...

   Now that the Euro2012 football has finished , I wonder how many husbands will go back to their wives only to find that they have been replaced by `Mr Christian Grey` and something that requires batteries ?!!!

   A Woman's Football League would only be interesting to me if its raining and the uniform are white.

   The NCAA should allow Penn State to continue playing football, but their scores shouldn't be reported for 15 years.

   "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" – the Working Title of my new Childrens book

   "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" ~~ the Working Title of my new Childrens book, probably....

   If swimming would just add one shark, I would watch it more than football.

   My girlfriend came in while I was watching the football highlights she said, "Awww, is this the Paralympics?" I said, "No, it's Dallas Cowboys."

   Across this country right now, college marching bands are practicing call me maybe in time for the kickoff of college football.

   Glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 10:00 AM on a Saturday.

   Football officially starts its regular Sunday rotation tomorrow. So ladies, if there's anything that you wanna say to your husband, today's the day!

   On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.

   It's like my Fantasy Football players aren't listening to a single word of the speech I gave to my TV.

   I take some pride in the fact that I don't need football season to be a terrible husband.

   Ladies, it's football season. Time to dust off your vibrat0rs.

   If Bobby Boucher's mama is right about football bein the devil then a lot of us are going to hell :P

   Ladies, leave the football related posts to us boys and we'll leave the laundry posts for you...