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   messageicon While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 13:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:10 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon does fantasizing about the cheerleaders count as "fantasy football"?
←Rate | 06-24-2012 01:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I imagine hell to be a room full of drunk guys wanting to tell you about their fantasy football team...
←Rate | 06-29-2012 12:52 by TyKoSteamboat Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now that the Euro2012 football has finished , I wonder how many husbands will go back to their wives only to find that they have been replaced by `Mr Christian Grey` and something that requires batteries ?!!!
←Rate | 07-03-2012 03:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Woman's Football League would only be interesting to me if its raining and the uniform are white.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 19:42 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon The NCAA should allow Penn State to continue playing football, but their scores shouldn't be reported for 15 years.
←Rate | 07-22-2012 12:47 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" – the Working Title of my new Childrens book
←Rate | 07-27-2012 07:54 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" ~~ the Working Title of my new Childrens book, probably....
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:08 by Slickpony Comments (0)  

   messageicon If swimming would just add one shark, I would watch it more than football.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (1)  

   messageicon My girlfriend came in while I was watching the football highlights she said, "Awww, is this the Paralympics?" I said, "No, it's Dallas Cowboys."
←Rate | 08-23-2012 23:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Across this country right now, college marching bands are practicing call me maybe in time for the kickoff of college football.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 10:11 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 10:00 AM on a Saturday.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 19:39 by @cdrizzzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football officially starts its regular Sunday rotation tomorrow. So ladies, if there's anything that you wanna say to your husband, today's the day!
←Rate | 09-08-2012 10:13 by Lewis S. Comments (0)  

   messageicon On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 14:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's like my Fantasy Football players aren't listening to a single word of the speech I gave to my TV.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 15:34 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I take some pride in the fact that I don't need football season to be a terrible husband.
←Rate | 09-10-2012 14:20 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, it's football season. Time to dust off your vibrat0rs.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 05:52 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Bobby Boucher's mama is right about football bein the devil then a lot of us are going to hell :P
←Rate | 09-15-2012 16:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, leave the football related posts to us boys and we'll leave the laundry posts for you...
←Rate | 09-15-2012 16:47 Comments (0)  

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