life Funny Status Messages

   why does LIFE keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

   I have a life outside Facebook...but I have forgotten the password for it.

   Living life through a recession; Got cereal, no milk. Got ham, no bread. Got love but no lover. Got juice but no gin.

   I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame.

   My fiance and her mom say more in one phone conversation to each other than my dad and I have in my entire life.

   Katy Perry looks like if an emoticon came to life.

   Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway!

   If Longfellow was right, that "Into each life a little rain must fall", I choose to have the showers that fall on Bill Gates or The Donald!!

   would like to live the life of a Bachelorette.. you know, date multiple guys and have them all be OK with it.. :0/

   Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.

   Any teenager who is anxious to run his or her own life is obviously too young to do it.

   The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years. We can stop singing about Rudolph now.

   If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

   You don't know me. You don't know my life. You don't know what milk to cereal ratio I prefer.

   Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?

   life is too short for regrets, so stop fighting ur enemies. Just get rid of them altogether. Dead men tell no tales...

   Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?

   who cares if someone is bi, straight or gay- does it affect your life at all? Mind your own biz and live your life, not someone elses

   Life is too short to remove the USB drive safely

   Thanks jerry springer for making my life seem normal...