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   messageicon Wife says to husband: "u make love like you decorate." Husband: "How, very slow and like a professional?" Wife:" Nope, I always have to finish the job myself."
←Rate | 12-18-2010 11:59 by Bijoux Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fake: it's the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 13:51 by bijoux Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trust Is Like An Eraser It Gets Smaller&&Smaller After Every Mistake!!!
←Rate | 09-12-2011 02:35 by bijoux Comments (0)  

   messageicon How do you tell a girl you like her? Break into her house and write it on the walls in your own blood. Like any normal person would.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 01:02 by Bijoux Comments (0)  

   messageicon why does LIFE keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
←Rate | 07-08-2011 20:16 by bijoux Comments (0)  

   messageicon EX: "You'll never find anyone like me." ME: "That's the point stupid!"
←Rate | 10-28-2011 23:01 by bijoux Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm tired of chasing my dreams...gonna jus ask them where they're going and meet them there later.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 09:40 by bijoux Comments (0)  

   messageicon LIFE is the art of drawing...WITHOUT an eraser
←Rate | 07-05-2011 21:54 by bijoux Comments (0)  

   messageicon Daughter - IPod. Son - IPhone. Mom - iPad. Dad - I Pay.-_-
←Rate | 09-14-2011 10:10 by Bijoux Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm never disappointed. everything happens for a reason. I jus get pissed waiting to see what dat reason was exactly.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 08:07 by bijoux Comments (0)  


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