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I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you … even you.
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07-05-2014 06:10 by Huck
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if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays
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12-24-2009 08:42
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giving love a bad name
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12-31-2008 17:34 by Sammy
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I'm just a boy.. standing in front of a girl.. asking her to love him.. long time.
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08-12-2010 14:56
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Star Wars fans never get laid because they're looking for love in Alderaan places.
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11-07-2014 14:48
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i love zombies, we got a lot in common... we both want some brain.
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05-21-2011 21:10
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success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. Where I'm going, if I'll fall in love, what I want in life... Then I pull up my pants and flush the toilet.
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06-27-2013 15:14 by Cory
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Just saw a guy at the gym wipe his ass sweat with a towel then gives it to his friend, which wipes his whole face. I think that's true love.
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07-03-2013 17:44 by Shivam
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I would love to put out a comic labeled "For Mature Readers" that is just a heartfelt meditation on aging and mortality.

I love watching Justin Bieber; it's like toddlers in tiara's mixed with Vh1's behind the music except live. Can't wait till we get to the drug addiction part.
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04-21-2012 19:53 by @iJokes_
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HIM: “"Promise you'll love me forever." HER: “WTF?!? I don't even love you now.”
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05-28-2012 13:25
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If my love, honesty, and loyalty aren't good enough for you...the guy in line behind you would love for you to move on.
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05-28-2012 21:18 by BEGO
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Hoes Love buying Sharpies so they can draw on their eyebrows like this (^_^) (~_~) (`_`) ("_") (-_-) (/_\) (-_=) (~_^) (-_~) (*_~)
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01-08-2012 15:28 by fadolo
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Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing.

loving him some father son and holy spirit right. I love ya Jesus
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04-13-2011 18:49
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Most relationships fail not because the absence of love, but because girls love to much and guys love to many.
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12-29-2011 18:58 by BEGO
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I love a woman in heels. But please don't wear a bunch of Bangles too. You just sound like an angry Samurai chasing me on a horse.
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02-27-2012 10:00
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If I didn't have any kids I would love to be a stay at home Dad.
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04-04-2012 17:54
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Making fun of Courtney Love is like shooting Heroin in a barrel.
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