love Funny Status Messages

   I assume aliens love oral since they only abduct humans without teeth.

   if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays

   giving love a bad name

   I'm just a boy.. standing in front of a girl.. asking her to love him.. long time.

   Star Wars fans never get laid because they're looking for love in Alderaan places.

   I would love to put out a comic labeled "For Mature Readers" that is just a heartfelt meditation on aging and mortality.

   I love watching Justin Bieber; it's like toddlers in tiara's mixed with Vh1's behind the music except live. Can't wait till we get to the drug addiction part.

   HIM: “"Promise you'll love me forever." HER: “WTF?!? I don't even love you now.”

   If my love, honesty, and loyalty aren't good enough for you...the guy in line behind you would love for you to move on.

   Hoes Love buying Sharpies so they can draw on their eyebrows like this (^_^) (~_~) (`_`) ("_") (-_-) (/_\) (-_=) (~_^) (-_~) (*_~)

   Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with my life. Where I'm going, if I'll fall in love, what I want in life... Then I pull up my pants and flush the toilet.

   Just saw a guy at the gym wipe his ass sweat with a towel then gives it to his friend, which wipes his whole face. I think that's true love.

   success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

   i love zombies, we got a lot in common... we both want some brain.

   Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing.

   loving him some father son and holy spirit right. I love ya Jesus

   Most relationships fail not because the absence of love, but because girls love to much and guys love to many.

   I love a woman in heels. But please don't wear a bunch of Bangles too. You just sound like an angry Samurai chasing me on a horse.

   If I didn't have any kids I would love to be a stay at home Dad.

   Making fun of Courtney Love is like shooting Heroin in a barrel.