If you love someone, set them free. If they come back knocking on your door with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea.
I fear the day when our kids would look at old you tube videos of us doing the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style and think what a retarded generation ours was.
Hey ladies who complain about falling in when we leave the toilet seat; how about you first check if the runway is there before you bring the plane down.