love Funny Status Messages

   If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.

   If you love someone set them free, if they don't come back, txt them when your drunk...

   Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow then maybe he'd see how much love hurts

   True love is giving your significant other a sip from your beer glass... a real f*cking small sip though... !

   May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.

   If couples who are in love are called "love birds", then couples who always argue should be called "angry birds"

   I love how people fight via facebook when their in relationships... Why even bother changing the relationship status to single.. When you know you ass is guna change it back in 15mins! Do us all a favor an STFU!

   The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath!

   If the Dove is the bird of love, then the bird of birth control is the Swallow.

   Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you

   "Sexy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above

   *The world is confused,if the love is blind, hw can it happen at 1st sight??

   You only live once. Have fun, enjoy life to the fullest, do what you want and don't look back, smile, love somebody. live for the future, not the past. Life is too short to be p!ssed off all the time!

   If in our righteous endeavors to protect and keep what we love and value, we attack and demoralize those whom peacefully choose a different path, do we become no less than the entity that we are standing against?

   Love you unconditionally? Hmmm, no I have some conditions.

   If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with a couple police officers, you'll know it was a bad idea to set the free.

   I love scary movies. I've seen Ghostbusters at least 6 times.

   Coffee makes the world go round; love only populates it!

   OKAY!!! OKAY!!!...... We're prepared to meet ALL your demands!.................. Just put the sharpie on the floor, and kick it over to daddy.... Please, for the love of God,, Please?

   me and procrastinating have this love hate relationship going on.... but I'll do it later...