easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.

   Easter, the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face

   Why does the Easter Bunny hide it's eggs?...Cuz it doesn't want anyone to know it's having sex with a chicken.

   Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!

   I put up all the Christmas lights for Easter.......

   Hope everyone had a very Happy Easter! PS: Those weren't black jelly beans the Easter Bunny left for you...

   So looking forward to all the Easter weekend mattress sales.

   valentine's day is just another pointless day, why do we celebrate it when its really about st.valentine gettin brutally murdered its abit like easter were the hell do chocolate eggs an rabbits come into things when its about jesus????

   Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.

   When I was a kid we were so poor. We couldn't afford Easter eggs so my mom would hide her ben-wa balls in the yard instead. And if we didn't find them all she would be really mad.

   I think we all need to be on the same page on this: are we telling kids that the Easter Bunny died of Corona Virus or that Carole Baskin killed him?

   BREAKING: Trump cancels annual Easter Egg Roll, claims he "doesn't care for Chinese food".

   If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have at least 4 Gold Medals by now. I'm not sure why it is, but I have this extraordinary sixth sense.

   it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter basket?

   May the groundhog perish in the 2013 Nor'easter!

   And then the imaginary Easter Bunny said "put that obscene picture on Facebook. It's hilarious"... But the Easter Bunny was wrong. So very wrong. According to the HR department.

   "This is for the time you peed on me. And this is for waking up so early. And this is..." - me, eating my kids Easter candy while they sleep

   "I'm dreaming of a white...easter," said no one EVER!

   On Easter Sunday when Jesus came forth from the tomb and ascended into heaven he was technically moving back in with his parents.

   Easter.... the time God killed God to appease God because you were so unlikable! Isn't that good news? :-)