Friday Funny Status Messages

   O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekdays and refuse thy work hours. Or if thou wilt not, just hurry up and get here already.

   This Friday the 13th instead of Jason popping out of nowhere to kill us, Jennifer Hudson will sing about how much weight shes lost until we commit suicide.

   Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday

   Notice the same people that complain about being broke are the same people that are updating status saying out shopping on Black Friday.

   Fancy a 11/11/11 baby ?? ...... if so, best do your stuff this Friday !!!

   Friday instantly puts you in a good mood...

   This Friday, Finding Dory will be release in theaters as well as Season 4 of Orange is the new Black on Netflix. One is about the adventures of a lost soul in a sea of fish searching for love. The other is made by Pixar.

   I get home and change from casual Friday duds into even more comfortable clothes. Now I just look like melted cheese.

   Why are we supposed to give special treatment to Black Friday, i'm just gonna come out and say it #ALLFRIDAYSMATTER

   Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.

   Why don't strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.

   I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.

   "Hello Wednesday morning....for a moment, I thought you were your friend, Friday! Forgive the disappointed look!"

   My girl and I decided never to go to sleep angry at each other. We’ve been awake since Friday

   A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...

   You know you have a Facebook addiction if seeing the movie "The social network" is your Friday night fun!!

   My girlfriend told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it on Friday.

   And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve

   Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?

   I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson