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one of the biggest compliments you can receive is when someone posts a status update about your status update
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09-16-2010 22:59 by
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Profanity is most useful when you need to hide your inability to recall the right word in a heated moment.
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09-20-2010 15:07
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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09-21-2010 14:47
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I'm not a Facebook Freak!.... says the guy updating his status from the toilet
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09-22-2010 16:17 by
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I know it's my kind of bar when the bathroom door has a sign that says: "No couples. One at a time."
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09-22-2010 16:24 by
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They have tracking on Facebook so your family and friends know where you are? If I wanted them to know where I was I would answer my phone.
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09-24-2010 13:39 by
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You know your relationship is in trouble when she loads her vibrator with batteries from the TV remote, alarm clock and your pacemaker.
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10-01-2010 12:02 by
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A law that made it illegal to lie about military medals has just been overturned. On a side note, my resumé just got a lot more interesting......
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10-16-2010 11:51 by
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tired of these rock bands all sounding the same. They should all just rename themselves "Puddle of NickelCreed."
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06-29-2010 08:30 by
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- I don't need Anger Management, I need for people to not piss me off!!!
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07-04-2010 14:01 by
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I'm going to be more productive today by making a list of things I don't have to do and accomplish every one of them.
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07-07-2010 10:54 by
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is wondering if there is such a thing called the "Whine" Flu ? If so I am pretty sure some of my FB friends have it......
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07-14-2010 09:34 by
Bill
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Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made something interesting out of myself
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07-22-2010 08:52
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I never contradict myself. And if you say otherwise, I will agree with you.
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08-08-2010 02:17 by
SS Dude
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Signs you're getting old. Trying to save something on your computer and you can't remember where you put the floppy disks.
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08-14-2010 17:26
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Since I've been out of school, I've been to over 30 weddings. That's like 15 miles of the electric slide, people.
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08-19-2010 16:32
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Ever notice that one buddy that always seems to tell others to "take one for the team" has in fact never taken one for the team?
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12-22-2010 18:51
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Dear Hotel Decorator, why do you insist on putting the coffee maker next to the toilet?
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01-06-2011 22:31 by
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going to put doves in his coat in case he gets mugged, gotta keep things interesting...
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01-08-2011 03:38 by
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You know that look women get right before they want to have sex? Me neither.
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01-16-2011 03:03 by
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