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The best part of Valentine"s day is no more Vermont teddy bear BIG HUNKA LOVE BEAR commercials.
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02-14-2013 12:14
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I fell in love today. So what have you guys done to ruin your day?
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11-07-2012 08:29 by Czovczov
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The public is jealous and takes pleasure in destroying good relationships. So what the public doesn't know exist, the public can't destroy. So lets keep our love a secret baby and let it live.
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07-01-2012 09:21
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I love making pasta when I have a ton of dirty dishes in the sink. just dump that hot water in there when you’re done, and bam! you’ve got dinner and a set of totally clean dishes!
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09-10-2019 11:55
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Coming out can be hard as people don't understand our way of life and can be very close minded, but I feel in this day and age I can no longer be afraid to say I love Disco!
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07-11-2019 19:50 by Moon
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We have so much in common. You love to travel and I want you to go
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05-03-2020 09:51 by Rickster
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I feel sorry for people that haven't found their true love. My ex is on her 5th.
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04-21-2016 19:26 by Snotty
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Love yourself. But, not in public. That's illegal.
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05-13-2016 16:54
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Make sure you love each other for your pleasant personalities coz when the looks are gone its what you will have to live with for the rest of your lives.
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05-27-2013 13:09 by BEGO
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If you love something let it go, and if its doing better than you, try and ruin its life.
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06-22-2013 14:13
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Hold still, I'm trying to make you fall in love with me.
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09-15-2012 06:18
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Constipation is like teenage love: can't sleep, can't eat, and it hurts when it leaves you.
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07-30-2010 14:39
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I used to dream of that fairytale kind of love. Now I'll settle for someone who'll gain weight faster than me.
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07-06-2016 15:23 by SEAN
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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator is a drapery salesman in the new movie. His new catchphrase? “I’ll be back....with some swatches I think you’re just going to LOVE.”
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10-23-2019 04:36
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Love the share your memories. Hey, I deleted that stupid f#cking comment of yours from four years ago. Do you have a guilty conscience.. lol. . .
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04-15-2016 13:48 by JAB
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Gotta love a woman who can hand you your own ass.....
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05-17-2016 19:20
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I'd love to have a deep meaningful discussion with my daughter but I'm not that good at emojis.
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05-27-2016 01:09
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If by baby you mean dog, then yes I'd love to see pictures of your baby!
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03-18-2014 15:21
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I love it when I go see my parents for the first time in a while and after "hello" comes "good thing you came, my printer is broken".
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06-17-2012 09:31
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Who needs a brain when you fall deeply in love?
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03-13-2013 12:34
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