Rickster Funny Status Messages

Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump

Search Messages:

Search results for status messages containing 'Rickster': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon I thought I liked movies but it turns out I just like eating candy in dark rooms where no one can talk to me
←Rate | 01-21-2020 02:59 by Rickster Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can tell if someone is judgmental just by looking at them
←Rate | 11-23-2019 21:39 by Rickster Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
←Rate | 12-08-2019 08:33 by Rickster Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are millions of children starving in Africa. IHOP has a sign that says "kids eat free". So build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.
←Rate | 12-08-2019 08:41 by Rickster Comments (0)  

   messageicon The last time I bought a Christmas tree the sales person said “are you going to put that up yourself?” I thought, that is strange. No, I’m just gonna put it up in the living room
←Rate | 11-20-2019 13:31 by Rickster Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don’t believe all of this stuff about GMOs being bad for you. I just had a leg of salmon and it was delicious!
←Rate | 12-18-2019 07:40 by Rickster Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas is really kind of weird. “Let’s all sit around a dead tree in the living room and eat candy out of our socks”
←Rate | 12-16-2019 07:54 by Rickster Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was so mad at my parents when I found out Santa wasn’t real, I stormed out of the house, got in my car and just drove and drove.
←Rate | 12-06-2019 08:44 by Rickster Comments (0)  

   messageicon I started out this year with a goal of losing 30 pounds and I only missed it by 35 pounds
←Rate | 12-18-2019 19:04 by Rickster Comments (0)  


[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Status Message:

... characters left