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   messageicon Ironically "Chumbawamba" totally got knocked down and never got up again
←Rate | 07-13-2020 10:24 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I have this figured out .... politicians are a bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for the rich people by telling the poor people that the "Other" rich people are the reason they are poor
←Rate | 05-10-2020 09:52 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always confuse reptiles and amphibians. OK to be honest, neither one knows what I’m talking about.
←Rate | 03-19-2020 20:34 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just sitting here thinking about all of the people from high school that signed my yearbook that I have let down by not "staying cool"
←Rate | 04-24-2020 10:35 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I say “Mucho“ a lot more when I’m talking to my Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them
←Rate | 02-09-2020 22:24 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’d be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer
←Rate | 04-11-2020 15:24 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can tell if someone is judgmental just by looking at them
←Rate | 11-23-2019 21:39 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please create a password. Your password must contain a capital letter, and number, a special character, and emoji, eight elements of the periodic table and a short story with a protagonist, character development and a plot twist at the end
←Rate | 02-19-2020 14:28 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought I liked movies but it turns out I just like eating candy in dark rooms where no one can talk to me
←Rate | 01-21-2020 02:59 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I’ve finally perfected the art of silent criticism, though you wouldn’t know it
←Rate | 01-21-2020 20:18 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon This quarantine got me thinking… What did our parents do to pass time before the Internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them knew either.
←Rate | 03-25-2020 10:19 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 5 year plan is to survive this year
←Rate | 05-04-2020 22:35 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
←Rate | 12-08-2019 08:33 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quarantine tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any
←Rate | 04-13-2020 14:53 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finland has closed its borders. Now no one can cross the Finnish line
←Rate | 03-28-2020 15:54 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are millions of children starving in Africa. IHOP has a sign that says "kids eat free". So build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.
←Rate | 12-08-2019 08:41 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon All our dogs think we are staying home every day just for them and all of our cats are thinking we got fired from our jobs because we are the losers they always knew we were
←Rate | 04-30-2020 01:13 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon The last time I bought a Christmas tree the sales person said “are you going to put that up yourself?” I thought, that is strange. No, I’m just gonna put it up in the living room
←Rate | 11-20-2019 13:31 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched about five minutes of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter on Netflix. That may be the worst thing that has happened to Abraham Lincoln in a theater
←Rate | 07-13-2020 10:25 by Rickster Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have electile dysfunction. I’m not aroused by any of the candidates
←Rate | 02-01-2020 08:52 by Rickster Comments (0)  




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