love Funny Status Messages

   dear facebook,stop spamming my wall with dating site Ads or am going to change my relationship status from single to married and sue you for temptation.love,me.

   Violently cry singing Queen's Somebody To Love is my cardio.

   I do not look at porn online. I watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked.

   Marriage: because if you love them why not get the law involved

   Dance like the photo's not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it won't end up on FACEBOOK.

   They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!

   You have to realize women love challenges. They always want what they can't have.

   If love is blind does that mean divorce is lasik surgery?

   3.14159 I love you when you're covered in ice cream.

   I met the love of my life at Starbucks. She was beautiful, but I knew I had to drink her eventually.

   Some people hope their search for happiness ends in love and fulfillment, I just hope mine ends in minimal bloodshed and no felony charges.

   just avoid love at all costs

   I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.

   I love Facebook because I can't afford gas for my car anymore so it's the only way I can visit with anyone now.

   The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

   I wish someone could love me as much as I love looking forward to my next meal.

   Some of my favorite posts don't always get a lot of stars.. That's O.K. They know I love them,, and they love me back... That's all we need.

   2nd greatest holiday gift for someone you love. The receipt.

   Pirate pick up line 101: "I love your eye-patch and how it brings out your other eye."

   Misery may love company, but the miserable rarely have company.