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Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today.
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03-31-2014 09:52 by Baddie
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I may not be the guy you're looking for or the guy who you think you would fall in love with, but I deserve a chance to prove you wrong dammit!
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10-09-2012 13:36
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If any woman says "I love you" to me for the first time, then I have the right to say "Do you have evidence to support that statement?"
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08-21-2012 08:03 by Danmanz
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It takes two people to fall in love + one to wreck it.
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05-11-2012 21:21 by BEGO
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I love how I don't have to watch the weather channel, I just sign onto Facebook and check the latest status updates.
I love to whisper in a woman's ear. Not because I'm romantic, but because I don't want other people to hear me lying.
i love it when some little 8 year-old is cursing and yelling at me on call of duty and then his mom is in the backgorund telling him to go to bed.
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09-05-2010 23:25
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relationship status will changed from "married" to " It's complicated " about once a month.. I love my wife....
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09-06-2010 12:18 by rll
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I don't hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.
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09-23-2013 12:53
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20 years ago today the famous OJ Simpson white Bronco chase. As you know he would later be found not guilty in a Calafornia court of murder...Ironically.... He wakes up this morning in JAIL !!! Gotta love Karma!!!
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06-12-2014 08:07
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Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. It doesn't come with rules and regulations or terms and conditions. It just happens.
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10-13-2011 04:12
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I love Hitchhiker's, they always give Me a Thumbs up Every time I pass by them
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05-27-2011 15:18
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I love doing Dishes! I love doing Dishes! I love doing Dishes!...*sigh* this "Psyching Yourself Out" theory is bull$hit!
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08-28-2011 08:04 by JBabcock
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My GF & I are deeply in love. She loves me for my deep pockets. And I love her for her deep throat.
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11-04-2013 11:36
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Don't you love it when you're ipod is about to fall, and your headphones saves its life.
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12-03-2011 00:06
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If you love someone, make them guess how you feel about them until they get tired and move on to someone else.
Don't worry about the problems in North Korea, besides the destroyer......we've sent the B52's over. They'll surrender once they've listened to Love Shack a few times.
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04-01-2013 16:24 by sully
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You women are beautiful creatures I love you all , but by god you scare the sh*t out of me with the way you feed on souls and happiness.
Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
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06-02-2010 21:01 by BEGO
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
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