snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!

   Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.

   Punxutawney Phil came back out today and wrote a message in the snow. It said, "April Fools!!"

   Snow white lived with all those men & didn't once do any "favors" to get out of housework? Now THAT's a fairy tale.

   Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.

   BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time.

   ......Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

   I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure

   At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds

   I have 2 tons of that white global warming arctic packing material in my driveway right now going by the undercover name of "snow".

   Well OBVIOUSLY,, Winter is a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.

   I hate it when I take the time to peek in your window on a winter's night and you don't have the decency to look sexy. Its frickin' cold out here damn it!!

   My "We had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school" story will be about it taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.

   Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."

   Life Lesson number 1, There is a time each month when a man would rather face death in a 20ft snow drift than spend a day with his significant other. Thank god for 4 wheel drive

   Its not the snow, its the shoveling that will get ya.

   Finally, my winter fat is gone… now I have spring rolls

   Winter trees at sunset have the look of a lonely old man realizing there will be no visitors today.

   Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.

   The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!