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DEVELOPING NEWS: The U.S. Government is shutting down....IN OTHER MORE IMPORTANT DEVELOPING NEWS: I've already started DRINKING!!!! The Government can tax me, but they can't ruin my FRIDAY!!!
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04-08-2011 16:50 by Rherrera
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Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
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08-22-2010 18:15 by MBH
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Hey Friday, um....you're cool and all but...I'm really into your friend Saturday. We have way more fun together. Sorry :(
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02-19-2010 07:45
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Hey Liver, it's Friday... Time to clock-in!
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03-15-2013 21:22 by BEGO
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Black Friday is when Kim Kardashian shops for a new husband.
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11-25-2011 12:59
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Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.
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05-15-2016 05:28
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Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. Friday night here I come
Black Friday shopping is unnecessary when you already did your shopping on looters Tuesday.
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11-28-2014 07:15
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Black Friday...the day when normal people turn into zombies armed with shopping carts.
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11-24-2011 21:43 by BEGO
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Consider the social cohesion and dignity of the Japanese people in the face of unimaginable catastrophe. Contrast that with the behavior of Americans when faced with Black Friday.
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03-16-2011 18:00 by Hot Tea
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if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.
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11-28-2014 17:03 by pipo
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I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...
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11-27-2013 14:12 by ~heZz~
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I'm never sure how much ball cleavage to show when I wear my Casual Friday Jean Shorts.
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06-29-2012 13:58
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From Kim Jong-un's diary: "Friday the 13th, yeah, that will be a good day to test the rocket".
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04-13-2012 13:11 by lkmalee
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#1-900 I used to like to talk to you on late Friday nights when all my friends were out with their girls. Then you went and raise your rates!
It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...
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12-13-2013 11:29
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I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
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08-24-2009 12:33 by CMJ
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Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!
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01-13-2012 10:50 by Gza
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instead of that daylight savings crap why dont we just move the clock ahead an hour every friday at noon so we get outta work early , then on sunday move the clock back an hour at like 3AM so we can sleep that extra hour .
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05-16-2011 22:26
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Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend..
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