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   messageicon i hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan...
←Rate | 01-24-2012 21:22 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon when will people understand. "i can't hear you while I'm chewing my doritos!"
←Rate | 09-18-2011 22:26 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me..
←Rate | 09-20-2012 15:12 by Gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon dear Friday, I'm ready..
←Rate | 09-29-2011 02:26 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon step aside, I have a spork!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 11:31 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon so we took a poll. and just as I suspected, nobody likes you
←Rate | 09-26-2011 19:03 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?
←Rate | 09-11-2012 05:45 by Gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon oh look at the time, it's time to not care
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:15 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Old songs = Best memories
←Rate | 08-29-2012 06:26 by Gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon when everything seems overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....
←Rate | 06-06-2011 17:15 by Gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon sharing is caring, but I don't care
←Rate | 09-19-2011 21:22 by Gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
←Rate | 10-04-2014 15:31 by Gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon what ever happened to blues clues? did that dog die
←Rate | 08-21-2011 23:49 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon i don't go trick or treating, I wait the next day and buy the leftover candy on sale
←Rate | 11-05-2011 04:02 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon dear yellow light. challenge accepted!
←Rate | 07-17-2011 19:17 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon ladies, sure what you've been through is heroic. but what I've made you go through is Epic!
←Rate | 09-19-2011 23:57 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon “I never said she stole my money” has 7 different meanings depending on the word you stress...
←Rate | 07-25-2012 15:30 by Gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon i doubt you're really laughing out loud
←Rate | 06-12-2011 13:22 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you text me "lol", I will reply "prove it"
←Rate | 09-02-2011 17:30 by gee Comments (0)  

   messageicon if I'm not sure wich one you are in the picture, I'm going to assume you're the ugly one
←Rate | 10-02-2011 03:01 by gee Comments (0)  


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