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   messageicon I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.
←Rate | 03-09-2015 22:56 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 17:03 by pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon in other news, Rihanna was hospitalized earlier after an American Airlines Boeign 747 accidentally landed on her forehead...
←Rate | 04-10-2012 13:24 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon They told me I can catch more flies with honey than with vingar. I said "I can catch even more with manure, whats the point?"
←Rate | 01-25-2013 13:08 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.
←Rate | 09-20-2013 16:16 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parent: "Who's the $5 hooker on meth?" -Miley Cyrus .... "Way to go Disney"
←Rate | 08-26-2013 10:39 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eww... There's a little Bin Laden in my tuna sandwich!
←Rate | 05-09-2011 16:14 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more boring than Oprahs interview to Lance Armstrong is watching the tour de france
←Rate | 01-17-2013 22:56 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just imgine if we've all met somewhere as a reunion of years together providing funny.... thanks for the fun times guys and gals!!
←Rate | 10-23-2013 00:15 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I press Like or Dislike exclusively to make it an even number
←Rate | 05-18-2011 14:08 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon mondays that pretend to be sundays....
←Rate | 12-01-2014 10:59 by pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no better way to judge potential actors than people on their first date on match. Com
←Rate | 02-16-2014 10:34 by Pipo Comments (0)  


   messageicon the only tatoos I would ever consider are quotation marks between my lips
←Rate | 11-02-2013 15:18 by PIPO Comments (0)  


   messageicon S-International Sarcasm Society "Like we need your support"
←Rate | 05-01-2012 15:29 by pipo Comments (0)  


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