trump Funny Status Messages

   Supreme Court sides with Trump. Get the illegals outta here.

   If you get an email with the subject Nude Pictures of Melania Trump, don't open it. It might be spam. And if you get an email with the subject Nude Pictures of Kamala Harris, don't open it. It might be nude pictures of Kamala Harris.

   Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Donald Trump has the cojones to break that cycle of absurdity.

   Look at that, one day into office and Trump ended Global Warming

   This Just In: Jimmy Carter to skip Trump Inauguration.

   Trump says he’s all about fresh starts for the New Year—except for his hairline, that stays the same.

   Lefticles mad cause trump is doing great. Best ever

   The FAA & NASA have approved a manned launch of Elon Musk's Starship within the next week provided it's manned by Donald Trump.

   If the president-elect (Donald Trump) wants Canada as the 51st state, we’ll send him a box of Snow, Poutine, and Free Speech to remind him we’re better off up north.

   Look. Anyone can make a mistake. When President Trump imposed a 10% tariff on penguins, he innocently thought they were retired nuns.

   It's funny, Trump is the only president that could ever become the worst president in history and then surpass being the worst president in history by being the worst president in history. Literally outdoing himself. That's some achievement!

   Ex-Trump fan here. He's been manipulating the stock market and its obvious this is insider trading. I wouldnt never vote it for her but if I've known this was going to happen the last three months I would have never voted for him. This is all making me si

   Last year, every other message here was attacking Biden and praising Trump. Now, almost every single one of those people are gone. Because they finally realize what a loser Donald is lol.

   So, is Donald Trump going to slap a tariff on Mail-Order Brides from China? Asking for a friend.

   Inflation: Payback for all that free Trump money. Happy weekend!

   Donald Trump is a Tarrifist !

   If the US held a femininity contest between Trump and Vance, they'd both lose based on make-up application alone.

   How does Melania Trump get ready to dance and strip on stage at her new job? She does a line of coccaine.

   People who stroke themselves to Donald Trump every day and brag because he won, don't realize that they have lost so much. They're going to realize it soon enough. I laugh at them, and spit on their flag lolz

   Trump won. 🏆