Funny Status Message #205443

X is How does Melania Trump get ready to dance and strip on stage at her new job? She does a line of coccaine.
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# 106750 A few years ago while I was on vacation, on stage at the strip club was the ugliest dancer I've ever seen. She danced up to me and said "Hey Handsome, what would you like me to take off first?" I said "My glasses."
# 141223 If you are in a strip club getting a lap dance, burn your jeans afterwards.
# 27463 I like to pretend I'm a judge on "So You Think You Can Dance" when I'm at the strip club.

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