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Can you fall in love through a rifle scope?
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01-04-2014 12:35
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I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz thats the exact moment my life got fuçked up!
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07-01-2012 01:49 by Czovczov
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Love is trusting someone around your butt-hole.
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11-09-2012 14:37
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The Bible teaches you to love - and the Kamasutra explains how
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06-06-2011 22:07 by BEGO
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Facebook needs a *LOVE* button... I'd hit it!!
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08-28-2010 09:25
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We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And some people still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved.
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09-01-2010 15:45 by penanco
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Love may not make the world spin around but it certainly makes alot of people dizzy.
Things you don't wanna hear after saying "I love you" to someone .... "Thank you" ... "I know you do" ... "I think we should just be friends" ... "I'm married" ... "Who the hell are you? What are you doing in my bed? How the f*ck did you get in my house?!
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02-01-2012 11:32
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I love it when Facebook flirting turns into tearing each other's clothes off and passionate sex.
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04-12-2012 22:46
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No its not "cute", its actually quite slutty looking, and yes I love it!
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10-31-2014 17:11 by John Y
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It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I always say, "I love you" and they're like, "Thank you for choosing Domino's."
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11-22-2014 16:35 by eengrms
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Today I'm wearing my new underwear, On the front it reads "I would do anything for love" and the back says "But I wont do that"...
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02-14-2014 15:49 by Boo
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Fellas: When you are making love to your woman and she starts reaching for things that aren't there, then you know you are doing it right.
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10-22-2011 11:18
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Don't get me wrong, I love football just as much as the next guy but if she want's to do it during game time, football is the last thing on my mind.
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09-16-2012 12:40 by Czovczov
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I love it when people I hate get in trouble.
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12-09-2011 15:22
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I love the way my abs look... in the morning... when I suck in my stomach... and turn to the side... while squinting... and the lights are turned off.
It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions...... * Ummm, Kids,, I meant my kids
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01-09-2014 10:39 by snotty
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Once she gets out of the 'spraying my face with mace' phase in our relationship she will get a better understanding of my love for her
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03-18-2014 01:38 by Baddie
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Dear ex, remember those I love you more fights?? I won..
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07-17-2012 13:22 by Art
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I love how the best things in life are unexpected
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07-23-2012 10:03
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