love Funny Status Messages

   Love is trusting someone around your butt-hole.

   The Bible teaches you to love - and the Kamasutra explains how

   Things you don't wanna hear after saying "I love you" to someone .... "Thank you" ... "I know you do" ... "I think we should just be friends" ... "I'm married" ... "Who the hell are you? What are you doing in my bed? How the f*ck did you get in my house?!

   I love it when Facebook flirting turns into tearing each other's clothes off and passionate sex.

   Facebook needs a *LOVE* button... I'd hit it!!

   We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And some people still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved.

   Love may not make the world spin around but it certainly makes alot of people dizzy.

   No its not "cute", its actually quite slutty looking, and yes I love it!

   It's always awkward ending phone calls with loved ones. I always say, "I love you" and they're like, "Thank you for choosing Domino's."

   Today I'm wearing my new underwear, On the front it reads "I would do anything for love" and the back says "But I wont do that"...

   Fellas: When you are making love to your woman and she starts reaching for things that aren't there, then you know you are doing it right.

   I love the way my abs look... in the morning... when I suck in my stomach... and turn to the side... while squinting... and the lights are turned off.

   It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions...... * Ummm, Kids,, I meant my kids

   I love it when people I hate get in trouble.

   Don't get me wrong, I love football just as much as the next guy but if she want's to do it during game time, football is the last thing on my mind.

   Dear ex, remember those I love you more fights?? I won..

   I love how the best things in life are unexpected

   I love a woman that can shoot a gun, but I fear a woman with good aim.

   The funnest thing about the end of a relationship is being honest about why you pretended to love each other.

   Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!..