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   messageicon I think They should make a Pregnancy app. You just pee on your phone and it tells you if you are pregnant. Your move apple!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 11:17 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon oly crap! I just realized that I'm still "it" from a game of tag in 1987.
←Rate | 04-18-2011 16:09 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkward moment when one of your friends has the same facebook status as you...Damn this page.. they are onto me!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 12:55 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon #891... you didnt inbox me a number but I've always wanted to say this to you. Your depressing posts piss me off to no end! You need a haircut, I dont think he loves you anymore either, and I really dont give a Shi! what adorable trick your cat did today!
←Rate | 12-08-2010 15:19 by BOO Comments (5)  


   messageicon Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 17:39 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got gas today for $2.45 to bad it was from taco bell
←Rate | 06-28-2011 17:52 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear windshield wipers,...You cant touch this.....Sincerely, The triangle
←Rate | 03-25-2011 11:33 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does that old saying go.. Nice guys finish, In their hand?
←Rate | 10-05-2010 10:43 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, I just want to copy someone else's status word for word just to see if they would notice..
←Rate | 08-26-2010 11:37 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's My late night and I Forgot to bring my lunch and dinner to work with me. My "things I would do for a Klondike bar" list, is rapidly starting to grow!
←Rate | 09-08-2010 19:05 by boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkard moment when your names is also Casey Anthony, and you log into facebook just to find that all of your frineds want you to burn in hell..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:54 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?.... Wipes his ass.
←Rate | 09-14-2010 11:31 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No I do not want to see who deleted you from facebook in 2010.. And if you keep it up, I'm going to be first on the list for 2011..
←Rate | 02-05-2011 11:02 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, it's official...I spend way too much time on facebook. I just caught myself giving my boss a thumbs up because I liked something He said.. God help me!
←Rate | 08-27-2010 13:20 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you believe that people are actually paying Atheists $150 to take care of their pets after the Rapture???!!! I'm just mad because I paid more than that for them to harvest my crops on Farmville.... :(
←Rate | 05-21-2011 14:45 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I'm wearing my new underwear, On the front it reads "I would do anything for love" and the back says "But I wont do that"...
←Rate | 02-14-2014 15:49 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would you tap that???..I wouldnt even poke it on facebook!!!!
←Rate | 10-13-2010 15:26 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in... OJ Found not quilty... Oh wait...
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:26 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flash forward to July 5, 2024 headlines..... 13 years to the day of being found not guilty of the murder of her daughter...Casey Anythony breaks into a Las Vegas hotel, guns drawn to steal back old pictures of when she was a professional club rat! (See OJ
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:17 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have no idea how bad I want to write "Navidad" under the "For Lease" sign up the street!....Just Sayin...
←Rate | 01-07-2011 16:31 by BOO Comments (0)  




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