life Funny Status Messages

   Just because you're corny in real life, doesn't mean you have to be corny on faceboook... It's your second chance!

   A movie about Justin Bieber's life? I am looking forward to part 2, "From Puberty To Obscurity."

   My life wasn't complete until I met you,,,,,,, You COMPLETELY ruined it. Thanks...

   100% of the people that talk sh!t about your life, have sh!ttier lives than you.

   It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved.

   If my life had a soundtrack it would be the sound of a rusty gate slowly closing and then falling off its hinges onto a bunch of ugly cats...

   I wonder if anyone else feels like their life is a series of bloopers and outtakes.

   One of life's purest joys is discovering that something has pockets.

   ■Twitter makes me like strangers I've never met and Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

   You get to a point in life where it would be quicker to tell the doctor what isn't wrong with you than what is.

   My life is loosely based on a true story.

   Steal her heart not just once, but each and every day of her life!

   Nobody's life is perfect, but life itself does have perfect moments….

   Missed the golden globes...My life is over... Now I only have 20 other award ceremoniess to watch that pertain to the same thing.

   How can anybody call themselves a Life Coach when they haven't even played a whole game yet?

   Congratulations, you survived the Mayan Disaster. Please resume your life. Thank you.

   I hope your favorite football team wins so that it changes your life in no way whatsoever.

   Life doesn't come with a remote, so get off your a$$ and change it.

   Life would be so much more interesting if we all had cartoon bubbles over our heads.

   I can be doing all the right things and life still has a way of slapping me in the face..