trump Funny Status Messages

   Mickey Mouse is now 81 years old. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head.

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka

   noticed that on the same night Obama was ordering the Navy to kill bin laden, his potential opponent in 2012, Donald Trump, was busy firing Playmate of the Month Hope Dworaczyk........

   Just admit it you're acting like a baby! You're just mad because I'm the REAL SLIM SHADY!!! -Trump

   Meanwhile the Kardashians are busy corrupting our young girls more than Trump and the Clintons put together. We need to take back some moral code in this country before it's too late...

   ... So .... According to his newly available 2013 tax return .... Trump paid only $40,000,000 in Federal taxes in 2013 ... A stark contrast to the $0.00 that the fake Propagandist News Media forces you to believe he paid.

   The Mexicans may not be happy with the building of trump's wall. But they will get over it.

   Cubs win the World Series, Trump wins the Pressidency..what's next? Me in a stable relationship?...I like those odds

   I'm afraid if Trump wins he'll leave us for a younger, prettier country...

   Who needs help moving to Canada because Trump won, call me. . .

   Trump: Making America "straight" again ?

   Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home

   So Sarah Palin is endorsing Donald Trump. This just gets better and better doesn't it?

   It was fortunate that while investigation into Trump's wild claims took place, there was no other news to report.

   I see the same women that call Trump a pig..Praising Hugh Hefner tonight. I'll take stupid for $800 Alex

   Rosie O’Donnell Announced she would not be wearing Ivanka Trump clothing brand. Don’t worry Rosie. They don’t come in your size anyways.

   Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.

   I heard that Rosie O'Donnell saw her shadow today. I guess that means 7 more years of Trump.

   Trump is the tornado. And Hillary is the trailer park.

   Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money