trump Funny Status Messages

   So, If the media doesn't cover Hillary Clinton's emails because they say they are Private Conversations, Do they believe Donald Trump consented to have his conversations recorded and saved for future use by NBC? Just wondering.

   The dimmer brat party has changed. I know, I was one. Until Obama and Biden started all this BS we’re dealing with now. Miss Trump yet?

   People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!

   All I am saying is if Donald Trump was really a friend of the Gay people, one of them would have fixed his wig and makeup by now.

   I lived through Obama. You'll live through Trump.

   Trump has been under investigation for two years. None of his enemies has committed suicide.

   Has anyone tried the new Trump APP its like Pokemon but instead your looking for Mexican's..

   If everyone that receives a fruitcake for Christmas donates them to the government, Trump can build the brick wall!

   I'm starting to think Trump vs Hillary is because someone went back in time and stepped on a butterfly, and know where living in a future that was never meant to be

   The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray.

   Good Lord .... I find it ironic that the people are claiming that Trump will destroy America ..... While they go out and destroy America.

   LITTLE KNOWN FACT: If you stamp on Trump's foot,, his hair pops straight up like a trash can lid.

   .... Isn't it curious that the main stream media has now already spent more time investigating and covering Melania Trump's "Plagiarism" than they have investigating and covering Hillary Clinton's entire "Email Scandal!!!!"

   All Trump has to do is legalize weed and all them protesters will be like,"he ain't that bad after all." :)

   If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.

   Mickey Mouse is now 81 years old. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head.

   Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down.

   Donald Trump says he's only taking $1.00 a year as President. We could have had Hillary for $.77

   Really hoping Donald Trump wins the 2020 Olympic fencing competition.

   Awaiting Mitt Romney news conference where he'll say Trump's prints were found on newly-discovered OJ Simpson knife....