snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   gathering up snow flakes to build a snowman.

   47% of the country misses Obama's speech due to winter storm. Somehow I don't think he cares.

   as cool as a winter breeze over a cucumber garden.

   to make it hotter this winter I'm gonna pollute the environment more to help with global warming

   it was sooo cold last winter that i'm still farting snow flakes in August

   arnold schwarzenegger's new movie coming up and its called "Total snow-fall"

   The good news regarding climate change: It'll eventually kiII off the Winter Olympics.

   Walking In a Winter Wonderland" is a great Christmas song for Southerners to keep in mind since they don't know how to drive in it.

   Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be

   The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.

   So cold don's toupee flew south for the winter

   Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He also had a pretty cool winter but his summer wasn't that hot.

   This is great! An extra hour of sunshine to melt all the snow.

   Some of you ladies have more inches of snow outside than your man has in his pants.

   It’s that time of year when the neighbors start longing for winter days because they’re tired of seeing me at the mailbox in my drawers.

   This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.

   Remember when someone had posted "who cares if we don't get to see polars Bears, cuz we didn't get to see dinosaurs?" I guess mother natures cares with this winter blast!

   Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a Dog Park.

   Mary had a bearded clam-Her pubes were white as snow-And everywhere that Mary went-She'd give the boys a show.

   I just realized why this month is called May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.