snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   I am a dandy in the ghetto with a snow white smile

   gathering up snow flakes to build a snowman.

   as cool as a winter breeze over a cucumber garden.

   to make it hotter this winter I'm gonna pollute the environment more to help with global warming

   it was sooo cold last winter that i'm still farting snow flakes in August

   arnold schwarzenegger's new movie coming up and its called "Total snow-fall"

   The good news regarding climate change: It'll eventually kiII off the Winter Olympics.

   Walking In a Winter Wonderland" is a great Christmas song for Southerners to keep in mind since they don't know how to drive in it.

   Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be

   The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.

   So cold don's toupee flew south for the winter

   Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He also had a pretty cool winter but his summer wasn't that hot.

   This is great! An extra hour of sunshine to melt all the snow.

   Some of you ladies have more inches of snow outside than your man has in his pants.

   It’s that time of year when the neighbors start longing for winter days because they’re tired of seeing me at the mailbox in my drawers.

   Dear Eric, Canada isn’t for sale. But feel free to borrow some Canadian snow to cool down your dad’s hot air.

   This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.

   Remember when someone had posted "who cares if we don't get to see polars Bears, cuz we didn't get to see dinosaurs?" I guess mother natures cares with this winter blast!

   If the president-elect (Donald Trump) wants Canada as the 51st state, we’ll send him a box of Snow, Poutine, and Free Speech to remind him we’re better off up north.

   My friend runs a camping shop,and between December and February he has a sale,so I made him a banner for the front of his shop, it reads "now is the winter of our discount tents"