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   messageicon Go to O'Reilly Auto Parts website and type, '121G' in the search bar. You will thank me later.
←Rate | 03-22-2017 14:59 by Chuck Comments (2)  

   messageicon Can you imagine the panic that ensuses when the actor who plays the Mayhem character in the Allstate commercials boards a commercial flight?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:21 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon The one thing I'm taking away from The whole Casey Anthony verdict debacle is the fact that Facebook and Twitter are the modern day equivalent of pitchforks and torches.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 18:19 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Having one of those days where I'm seriously considering swallowing a handcuff key....Just in case.
←Rate | 03-23-2011 10:51 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2011....Who's ready for another lap around the Sun?
←Rate | 01-04-2011 09:35 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know gas is expensive when you need the reflexes of a Ninja to get the pump to stop on a even dolar amount.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 09:16 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon And this morning a container ship will depart for some third world country, loaded with New England Patriots Super Bowl XLVI Champions gear.
←Rate | 02-06-2012 09:11 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon *Current state of the NFL*....After further review, the runner did not touch second base. Touchdown Lakers..
←Rate | 09-25-2012 12:24 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon 80's rock group Starship shocked after hearing the President's speech to find that they didn't build that city on rock and roll, someone else did.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 18:09 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mr. Kotter, Juan was unable to complete his homework because he had to take me to the Doctor for my lumbago. Signed, Epstein's Mother RIP Robert Hegyes
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:30 by CHUCK Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be
←Rate | 12-14-2013 10:23 by Chuck Comments (0)  


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