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Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here...
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08-16-2010 00:07 by DAYAM
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Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I'm assuming it's Monday.
Here's my gym schedule. Monday, cardio. Tuesday, weights. Wednesday, 7 mile bike ride. Thursday, 15 year break. Repeat.
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02-24-2012 07:13
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Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday.
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05-21-2011 21:09 by BRian
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So Monday and Tuesday sucked. But, with the right mix of caffeine, alcohol and mushrooms, Wednesday doesn't even have to happen at all.
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09-13-2010 14:59 by Aaron
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Oops they got my order wrong again. I ordered an extra large weekend,hold the Monday. I'll wait in bed until they get it right!
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07-19-2010 06:33 by Bindi
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If life was a YouTube video, Monday would be that annoying ad that doesn't have the "You can skip in 5 seconds" option.
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02-26-2018 06:58
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Monday I drank a Shirley Temple to mourn her, today I'm going to eat a Caesar salad to mourn Sid, tomorrow I'm having a Bieber burger & crossing my fingers....
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02-13-2014 14:32 by sully
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On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the "Jaws" theme.
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04-08-2012 16:40 by snotty
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A religious man is one who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.
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11-08-2010 12:17
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced today that he is checking into rehab. He said he entered rehab this week to deal with the problem swiftly — and also because Monday is Cinco de Mayo, and he ain’t missing that.
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05-02-2014 16:17 by Mark M
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Why does Jason kill on Fridays when ppl are just starting their weekend? Why can't he wait til Monday mornings when everyone hates their lives
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09-13-2010 18:23
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Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
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02-22-2013 12:50 by Czovczov
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Why is that the world is always going to end on a weekend? Why not Monday morning, ideally before I have to get up and go to work?
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05-19-2011 11:54
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got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?
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04-24-2011 14:35 by IanR
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mourning the passing of Saturday & Sunday. *pours out a bit of coffee* "I enjoyed the times we had. You'll be sorely missed." *Glances at Monday.* *Monday stares back.* "Awkward."
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03-22-2010 10:00
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Got big plans for the weekend. If things go well, come Monday morning I'm gonna need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist and a priest.
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02-23-2013 12:35
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My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it.
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03-12-2012 13:42 by Nobody
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Just reminding everyone that it's Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.
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