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   messageicon wishing everyone a happy holiday. If your not sure what holiday it is just google March 14th.
←Rate | 03-13-2010 22:28 by Brian Comments (0)  

   messageicon 45. People who call with blocked numbers deserve to not get answered!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 06:58 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon After playing Call Of Duty online, I'm convinced that I would not last 10 seconds in a real war.
←Rate | 06-11-2011 07:56 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon How come there are never any restrooms in my dreams!
←Rate | 06-05-2011 14:50 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 21:09 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when I find parking space and there's already a motorcycle parked in it.
←Rate | 06-04-2011 20:18 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon At night, I secretly delete people on your page while you are asleep that might be potential flirters. You call it insecurity, but I call it job security…you're welcome!
←Rate | 05-06-2011 10:24 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your cellphone is practically glued to your palms but the minute I call, you all of a sudden had your phone in your purse?
←Rate | 06-30-2011 13:47 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon When men lie, it's to avoid an argument. When women lie, it's to ruin lives.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 13:31 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy 237th birthday America, you have achieved a level of corruption that rivals the crown we freed ourselves from.
←Rate | 07-06-2013 21:15 by Brian Comments (0)  

   messageicon come to realize that housework is a lot like shoveling the driveway while it's still snowing, come back 10 minutes later and it looks like you never did it....LOL
←Rate | 05-25-2010 08:19 by Brian Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm almost sure she's cheating on me with her boyfriend.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 04:02 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe nows a good time to change my status from aethist to very religious and it's complicated.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 13:19 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're like a drug to me, not only am I hooked on you but you're also ruining my life...
←Rate | 08-23-2011 04:05 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if those guys who stand in the corners and flip those billboard signs around all day actually applied for that job or did they lose a bet?
←Rate | 06-24-2011 05:02 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon You really don't know a person until you realize they don't know how to spelle
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:07 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Bible, you forgot to include us in your story. Sincerely, the dinosaurs
←Rate | 04-24-2011 07:01 by BRian Comments (2)  

   messageicon Supervisors never get sick but their employees are sick throughout half the year...
←Rate | 06-04-2011 05:18 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're getting old when you hide the year of your date of birth on your profile.
←Rate | 08-06-2011 03:42 by BRian Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm sad my kids have left to Summer Camp for 2 weeks. I no longer have an excuse to watch iCarly while they're gone...
←Rate | 06-05-2011 17:46 by BRian Comments (0)  

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