Friday Funny Status Messages

   Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

   The movie "The Social Network" about facebook earned 9 million dollars in sales Friday night to top all movies. Imagine what they could have done if those veiwers had dates!

   Possible "Breaking Amish" sequels:.. #1:Friday Night Without Lights... #2:That 1870's Show... #3:The Big Barn Theory...#4:Not-Modern Family

   Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...

   now taking reservations for midnight kisses on Friday night. Sign up below.

   loves the smell of Friday in the morning, it smells like... WEEKEND.

   I'm setting my alarm for 3am Friday, so I can wake up, remember I don't give a shit about the royal wedding and go back to sleep

   3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...

   Anyone going early Black Friday shopping after the elections?

   Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight!! Woop* Happy Friday the 13th!!

   I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.

   ''Live this friday like it was your last.'' - The Mayans

   Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??

   Great Black Friday deal!!! : Sleep..... $0

   I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they bought on Black Friday

   If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.

   I'm astounded at how fast my "I survived Ebola" t-shirt got me to the front of the Black Friday lines this year..

   So if you ever want to experience the closest thing to a zombie apocalypse, all you have to do is wait in line for Black Friday at your nearest Wal-Mart...

   February 15th. The Black Friday for Chocoholics.

   Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....