life Funny Status Messages

   Sometime In this life we get to the point when "Doing right is wrong and doing wrong is right"

   In life, the woman saying " it cant be done" is always interrupted by the woman doing it...that woman is ME:)

   live life in the slow lane and get left behind...

   I'm just letting life pull me down, and patiently waiting for my great slinghot experience!..RJ

   You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching your kids to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

   my life may not be perfect, my life may not be pretty, my life may have its ups and its downs. my life has its joy7s and its tears but it is my life

   Freedom and Human rights are more significant in life compared to science, innovations, modernization, self-righteousness and bigotry... Happy Martin Luther King Day America

   I admit youre funny on facebook.... But I will never talk to you in real life. EVER!

   Had the most amazing dream of my life last night I feel as if was like a revelation that could change my life and possibly the lives of millions of people around the world for the better forever! if I could just remember what it was about?

   Always look on the bright side of life!....badump....badump....badump adump dump....Come on!... Always look at the bright side of life!.....

   "Same Sh*t different day" doesn't describe the day. It describes your life.

   Give the gift of life. Become an organ donor. Hot singles in your area will appreciate it.

   Your life sounds very interesting. Tell me more about your dog.

   If someone wants to be a part of your life, they'll make an effort to be in it. So... yeah.. don't bother reserving a spot in your life for me.

   Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.

   Wishes you the best of luck in life!! Everyone else already knows your screwed!!

   If she really loves her cat, then that's who's making the most important decisions in her life.

   I suppose the Australians have never started a trend in real life, so why not just let them have their fun..

   Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your life so don't be that person that uses stupid cliche's. That's what I'm sayin! You know what I mean??

   I fear that if the Mississippi "life begins at conception" bill passes, my army of tissue babies will rise up & take over the world.