snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   What winter jacket brand is best if I'll be spending the months of July and August in the Corporate Office Building?

   Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.

   Ok I've had enough of this winter crap. I say we plot now to take out the groundhog. I got a shotgun.

   Remember, if you're in public and have the winter vomiting bug, be polite and vomit into your elbow.

   just heard about the 2 blondes that froze to deat at the drive in...they were watching "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER"!!

   How's your Pagan/christian-Inspired, Secular Winter, Gift-giving, Observance Day shopping going?

   Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.

   How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.

   Ok Northerners, stop criticizing how we handle snow & ice. It is very rare down here. You know kinda like winning a BCS National Championship up there

   Chill with the snow pics folks. It's fcuking winter. It's supposed to be cold.

   One good thing about this winter snow storm, is it makes my lawn look as good as my neighbors.

   tellin the snow to "GET OF MY LAWNN"

   blah. with all this warm weather, the opportunities to write my name in cursive in the snow are disappearing.

   I'm watching for anyone complaining about the heat. I will copy your post and save it for winter. Then I WILL paste it to your profile with WHO IS HOT NOW when you are buried snow. OH you know who you are!

   Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...

   snow!! where as..all lawns are created equal

   Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.

   Why are hoes like "Oh, its winter, I need a boyfriend to keep me warm"?.... No b**tch, buy a coat.

   When you think about it, snow is nothing more than "rain, rain go away", that doesn't go away. It lies on the ground mocking you.

   The next person that says asks me "Think we got enough snow?" shall be given an epic whitewash.