love Funny Status Messages

   fall in love with a person for their brains and not their looks. Eh, save that sh!t for ugly people

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Donald Trump too..

   Tim Tebow may love Jesus, but it's pretty apparent that Jesus is NOT a Tebow fan.

   It's not a crime scene if it was an act of love. Everyone knows that.

   How she gonna wake up and not love me no more? I thought I was the ass-hole in this relationship, I guess its rubbing off.

   When I say I'm going to "woo" you, it's a reference to my love for John Woo films, so I'll be punching you & throwing doves in your face.

   Love hurts, and will tear us apart. Also, timber wolves.

   You're thin, entertaining, I love staying up all night with you and falling asleep by your side. I love you laptop.

   Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary said, "You didn't have s-e-x, did you? Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad."

   I didn't know what love meant... until I looked it up in the dictionary

   WTF?!? some homeless guy just dropped a stink pickle on the sidewalk in broad daylight, in the center of downtown.... Wow... Gotta love portland

   Hey I'm an equal opprotunist. I love blondes, brunettes, redheads, tall ones, short ones, cousins, adopted cousins...

   i love you as much as the first piece of bead that nobody claims

   Dont you just love my t!tt!es? (+ )(- ).. Its just a tit bit nipply in here!

   Sure love doesn't cost a thing. Now hand over your soul.

   I don't need no love all I need is the DJ

   maybe jfraze should read the homepage that sais statuses for facebook...just sayin....Love not anger..

   If you're alone on Valentine's day to feel better just remember how for the love of a woman St. Valentine was in imprisoned then beat to death with clubs!

   Happy Valintimes, as I love you more then I can express on a website sent by means of a plastic artificial intelligence device <3

   I'll know love when I see it. That's why I refuse to get corrective lenses.