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I hate liars, but I love a good bedtime story.
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12-18-2010 10:26 by Esoteric
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Make love, not war.-Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
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02-04-2010 19:56
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just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.
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03-15-2010 10:09
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The number one lie in the whole world is...i swear I will love you forever..
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10-07-2011 23:10 by BEGO
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My Wife said the other day "Do you still love me now that I'm getting old and fat?". Apparently "you're not old" was an inppropriate response.
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06-07-2012 12:17 by TTodd
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BREAKING NEWS: California becomes first state to ban plastic bags...People who love picking up dog crap with their bare hands rejoice.
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10-16-2014 01:21 by snotty
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Alright! Drunk me from last night made hungover me some epic sandwiches for lunch today. Man, I love that guy!" :)
I love how the ninja turtles wear masks. Way to hide your identity, its not like your a giant turtle or anything.
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10-19-2011 21:26 by Katana
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U love someone and you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes ur wife and the one you love becomes the password of your email
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04-09-2010 03:56 by paulb808
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Dear men who are smart and hot and madly in love with me: Please start existing.
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05-01-2010 14:32
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Happy 4th of July my American friends. We got you a gift. His name is Justin Bieber. Keep him!! Love Canada.
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07-04-2013 14:30
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If you can't celebrate Valentine's Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.
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02-13-2013 13:44
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Live,Laugh, Love if that doesn't work- Raise, Aim and Fire..
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03-31-2011 15:29 by Wolf
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How to impress a woman: kiss, hug, compliment, love, tease, protect, listen, support. How to impress a man: Show up NAKED with BEER!!!
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10-04-2010 11:37 by massena43
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To this day it still upsets me that all of those times that Forest Gump was separated from his true love, he never ONCE thought to pick up a phone and dial 867-5309.......
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09-26-2013 21:35 by scottyp
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I love doggie style as much as the next guy, but sometimes she's just too pretty to do from behind.
You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink.
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07-10-2012 14:36
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Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet was a romantic love story.... It was a relationship between a 13 yr old and 17 yr old that lasted 3 days and resulted in 6 deaths.... Sincerely, Everyone that has actually read the story!
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03-29-2012 21:01 by urboyblue
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When I finally meet the love of my life, I hope he appreciates all the time I spent following him and hiding in his bushes.
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04-07-2012 08:30 by flinnie
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I love it when I read a post and I think ive read the page but its just some idiot reposting a post from a few pages back.
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03-03-2012 12:38
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