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look guys, if you're 40+ and your profile picture is of your car, you're not doing life right... 
You are not living right if you have never been slapped with at least one restraining order in your life!
Monday sure is an awful way to spend 1/7th of our life......
If you ever see your girl smiling at her phone, she probably laughing at my posts and picturing our life together after she leaves you.
My Dad said if I get 1000 likes, my dog will come back to life!
wiping my ass with the Koran after taking the biggest dump of my life!
Life Lesson 585: I should write a book about things not to say: Like, it is very unwise for someone to tell a lady struggling with a diet that they would actually loose 10lbs by shaving their back hair. The doctors tell me I should be able to walk again
just want to point out to you all that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!..just saying...
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain
Life is Great, if it was any better, I would have to charge myself admission!
Just don't update your Facebook status, update your life status...Jesus
There comes a time in every man's life when he starts using this phrase.
floating in a life boat after getting thrown off the ship over a misunderstanding over what the poop deck actually was!
out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
I was gonna listen to that last lame song you posted, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
So, where's the reset button on this life thing?
Life is too valuable to hold grudges. Forgive and move on
Life is a waste of time, Time is a waste of life. So, get wasted all the time and have the time of ur life ;)
Life is short...Break the rules, forgive, love, laugh, and never regret anything that made you smile! [Search Results] [View All Messages]
