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X My Dad said if I get 1000 likes, my dog will come back to life!
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# 113826 found the secret to life via this mathematical formula. To calculate, enter the following in Google: exp((-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2))/1000)+exp((-(((x+4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2))/1000)+0.15*exp(-(((x+4)^2+(y+ 4)^2)^2))+0.15*exp(-(((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2
# 137570 I ain't saying your girl gonna cheat on you but for 1000 likes on Instagram anything is possible.
# 126813 I’m offering a $1000 reward to anyone who brings me $1000 and a taco.

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