Pichin Funny Status Messages

   Authorities should not allow the "selfie" song on the radio. It leaves you no choice but to drive off the road into a tree!

   So, where's the reset button on this life thing?

   After all the whinning and complaining about Obama... Is this the best the GOP has to offer?? PATHETIC! Get ready for another socialist 4 years, next time propose or attempt to compromise,

   There is no "non creepy" way to compliment hot girl's feet

   The two hot teen lesbians next door gave me a timex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch!"