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My love comes with more terms and conditions than iTunes.
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11-07-2012 13:48
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When two people love each other deeply, nothing is impossible. Except deciding on where to eat.
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All I want is for someone to pretend to love me for who I am, then gradually change me over a period of several years until we both hate me.
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06-30-2012 14:52
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You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.
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04-15-2015 12:50
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When two confused strangers come together they call it love, and when they fully know and understand each other, they call it breakup.
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06-26-2011 12:16
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Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do
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05-26-2014 14:48
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Everyone around me is obsessed with finding true love. All I want is a girl who will laugh at my jokes.
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07-07-2012 15:17
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Oh for god sake, just fall in love with me already so I can stop acting normal.
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09-07-2012 14:10 by Czovczov
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I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close.
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09-30-2014 13:23 by Baddie
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When you love someone you check and recheck and then check again to make sure it's them you're sending a text to.
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02-10-2011 09:35 by Mike M
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Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes and your french fries.
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Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.
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People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that sh*t to yourself.
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09-13-2010 16:33
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I'm canadian and I want to say to America, Hey I love you guys, but seriously, you gotta take Jersey Shore off the air! You guys work on that and we'll see what we can do about Nickleback and Justin Beiber.
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There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.
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10-10-2012 22:19 by BEGO
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Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch.
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03-28-2013 05:13 by Czovczov
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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11-10-2010 13:08 by kman
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I'd love to make money at home in my spare time. But counterfeiting is harder than you'd think.
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06-09-2012 19:22 by Aaron
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I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
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12-26-2011 16:48
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I love getting voicemails from my grandma. They usually consist of a pause, then "I don't think he's home."
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