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   messageicon Many people are not smart enough to understand their own stupidity
←Rate | 11-11-2010 07:34 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
←Rate | 11-10-2010 13:08 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon in light of Anderson Cooper coming out....the reach around will now be known as the AC 360
←Rate | 07-02-2012 15:07 by Kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's only one thing wrong with wife swapping. You get another wife.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 07:36 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.
←Rate | 11-10-2010 13:06 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers
←Rate | 11-11-2010 07:27 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feels sorry for K-9 drug sniffin dogs on their day off.....what do you mean we're not going to work....you don't understand mannnnn.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 12:52 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 15:46 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird stuff on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at an egg and thought it was a brain.
←Rate | 11-10-2010 13:14 by kman Comments (1)  


   messageicon After ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, “no hablo ingles.
←Rate | 11-10-2010 13:06 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
←Rate | 11-10-2010 13:10 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 07:37 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the current rate of the economy hookers are gonna be giving away toasters soon.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 12:53 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Tom Cruise is jumpin on the couch again since he's getting a divorce.
←Rate | 06-29-2012 14:19 by Kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting a restraining order on Old Man Winter
←Rate | 01-26-2011 14:07 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon the economy is so bad, that hookers are now giving away toasters.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 06:43 by Kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon he gets his morals from the men's room wall.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 06:42 by Kman Comments (0)  


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