Funny Status Message #44004

X is getting a restraining order on Old Man Winter
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# 12527 Kissed a girl and I liked it. She, on the other hand, filed a restraining order,So with a record of 11 rapes, 276 assaults, 4 felonies and 56 restraining orders, what a way to start 2010.
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# 106657 What the hell is this REstraining Order?!? I never even got a Straining Order? I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

←Rate | 01-26-2011 14:07 by kman | Tags: Approved

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