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America: love it or leave it. L left.
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11-11-2016 06:21
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Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.....and who said statistics don't have a beginning, middle, and end.
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04-20-2012 22:11 by Danmanz
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I love Pope John Paul, George and Ringo.
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03-09-2013 04:35
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Hey dad, where are mountain lions from?... *dad panics*... Uhh...you see, son, when a mountain and a lion love each other very much...
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09-28-2014 22:03 by snotty
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If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you wagging its tail, you're in love with a dog & it probably just had to sh*t.
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03-12-2014 14:08
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pizza is the only love triangle I want
"Never say goodbye when you still want to try. never give up when you still feel that you can take it. ...never say you no longer love a person when you can't let go..
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01-21-2011 11:59 by Charbel
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Her: Do You know how much I love you? Me: how much? Her: This much *spreads legs*
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08-04-2012 12:22
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Love sucks. True love swallows.
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10-13-2012 06:16
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Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you’re bound to get burned.
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08-08-2013 22:24 by BEGO
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It seems like everyone is in a relationship or in love and I'm just here like, “I like that tree. That's a nice tree.”
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09-01-2013 02:56
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Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
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01-23-2011 01:15 by Steve OH
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I love the instant bowel cleansing I receive after eating McDonald's food!
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12-01-2011 21:53
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Happy Valentine's Day to my right hand. I love you more than the left!
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02-14-2014 12:27
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I do hateful things for which people love me, and I do lovable things for which they hate me. I'm admired for my detestability.
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04-06-2015 11:04
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True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
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03-23-2011 15:53 by BEGO
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I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.
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07-17-2018 21:07
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I love Beer. I would marry Beer if I could. ''Do you, Beer, take me to be your awfully wetted wife....until a DUI do us part? I LOVE YOU, BEER!"
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11-27-2010 17:01 by Lesley
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Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink... But if you must lie, lie in the arms of you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death., and if you must drink, drink in the moments that takes your breath away....
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01-10-2011 00:11 by Sam K
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That thin line beween ‘I love you' and bullshi t.
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12-09-2012 14:01
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