Funny Status Message #42392
X Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink... But if you must lie, lie in the arms of you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death., and if you must drink, drink in the moments that takes your breath away....
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Sam K
Monday January 10, 2011 @ 03:17 PM
Monday January 10, 2011 @ 03:17 PM
[at] Hswking: yup.., better than these religion morons bro..
- Sam
Hdwking
Tuesday January 11, 2011 @ 03:29 PM
Tuesday January 11, 2011 @ 03:29 PM
I saw it too...lolol
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