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X says Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
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←Rate | 02-01-2010 14:08 by j dubb | Tags: Approved

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