snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   wants to go the next NHL Winter Classic and sneak onto the ice with a fishing pole and a folding chair. Just for laughs.

   hates shoving snow...is there an app for that?

   Winter always reminds to think ahead for the springtime...meaning...gotta find somewhere to hide the bodies when the snow thaws.......

   All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...

   it's winter, and it snowed. Enough said!

   Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!

   Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.

   I like a guy who can grow his own winter coat. -Me hitting on Bigfoot

   people worry about their "summer body" but I've been working on my "winter weight" for years

   Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decided to declare independence in winter, it's BBQ and beach time!!!

   It's snowing! And I think I'll go outside now for 30 seconds to take a selfie so all my Facebook friends can see how much I love the snow.

   With winter less than a week away, I've come to the vivid realization that, as human beings, we've been shortchanged by nature. How come we don't get to hibernate?

   Well....looks like we got a "typical man" snow forecast....... they exaggerated about the inches and overestimated long it was going to last.

   You're always told to “Wear something bright at night” on the TV and in magazines. Last night when I went to the shop, I wore a white hat, white coat and white trousers – I got hit by a f-kin snow plough!

   I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?

   Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat

   how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??

   This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!

   Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!

   The Farmer's Almanac predicts a mild winter, a dry summer, and no sex for me until at least 2026.