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Nothing like falling in love with a sociopath to make you question your judgement.

I love finding money in my clothes…..its like a gift from me.. to me.
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01-02-2012 17:18 by BEGO
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When love wants to speak, reason must shut the hell up.
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12-31-2011 11:20
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Dr. Drew, we're here because we love you, and we're concerned about your addiction to putting addicts on TV.

LOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
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12-30-2011 08:55 by flinnie
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Most relationships fail not because the absence of love, but because girls love to much and guys love to many.
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12-29-2011 18:58 by BEGO
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I hate people who make me nervous! Oh but I love making people nervous!
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12-29-2011 15:55
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We love Lesbians!!! We love Lesbians!!! ~ Jerry Springer Audience
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12-29-2011 14:07
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I love the phrase "we're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it sound like there's more than one outcome - "Yeah, we're expecting a baby.......... but it could very well be a Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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12-28-2011 23:19
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It's interesting how people claim to love/like their jobs, but ready to go home as soon as they get in the door.
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12-28-2011 20:37 by Danmanz
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I love how people fight via facebook when their in relationships... Why even bother changing the relationship status to single.. When you know you ass is guna change it back in 15mins! Do us all a favor an STFU!
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12-28-2011 11:11 by Seanathon
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Love means never having to say anything because you're both looking at your smart phones.
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12-27-2011 13:25
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I love Pandas, they`re so chill. They`re like "Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian..."

My ass and Charmin Ultra Soft is a better love story than Twilight.
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12-27-2011 06:14
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I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
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12-26-2011 16:48
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Dear bed, I know that I left you this morning, but I love you. Take me back?
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12-26-2011 16:46
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Christmas is not about what your home looks like, it's about love and sharing.
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12-23-2011 14:54 by Jesus
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Don't be disappointed if the person you love doesn't love you, because God has said "This is my world and even I couldn't make my every creation love me"
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12-23-2011 14:41 by g0re
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I just cleaned out the fireplace so that "Santa won't get dirty". I did it for my son because I love him, even though he's delusional.

My sons love dressing up as Wardens and playing prison, their Grandma was shocked when she found out I had built them a miniature electric chair for Christmas....
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12-23-2011 06:59 by SEAN
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