love Funny Status Messages

   Nothing like falling in love with a sociopath to make you question your judgement.

   I love finding money in my clothes…..its like a gift from me.. to me. 

   When love wants to speak, reason must shut the hell up.

   Dr. Drew, we're here because we love you, and we're concerned about your addiction to putting addicts on TV.

   LOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.

   Most relationships fail not because the absence of love, but because girls love to much and guys love to many.

   I hate people who make me nervous! Oh but I love making people nervous!

   We love Lesbians!!! We love Lesbians!!! ~ Jerry Springer Audience

   I love the phrase "we're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it sound like there's more than one outcome - "Yeah, we're expecting a baby.......... but it could very well be a Tyrannosaurus Rex"

   It's interesting how people claim to love/like their jobs, but ready to go home as soon as they get in the door.

   I love how people fight via facebook when their in relationships... Why even bother changing the relationship status to single.. When you know you ass is guna change it back in 15mins! Do us all a favor an STFU!

   Love means never having to say anything because you're both looking at your smart phones.

   I love Pandas, they`re so chill. They`re like "Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian..."

   My ass and Charmin Ultra Soft is a better love story than Twilight.

   I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

   Dear bed, I know that I left you this morning, but I love you. Take me back?

   Christmas is not about what your home looks like, it's about love and sharing.

   Don't be disappointed if the person you love doesn't love you, because God has said "This is my world and even I couldn't make my every creation love me"

   I just cleaned out the fireplace so that "Santa won't get dirty". I did it for my son because I love him, even though he's delusional.

   My sons love dressing up as Wardens and playing prison, their Grandma was shocked when she found out I had built them a miniature electric chair for Christmas....