love Funny Status Messages

   I love reading Facebook drama, people go so hard behind that keyboard!

   When you know why you like someone, it's a crush. When you have no reason or explanation, it's love.

   I hate it when I wake up from drinking and I have "I love c0ck" written on my forehead. Especially when I've been drinking at home alone.

   Tebow? And are you in love with him? Cuz you sure talk about him alot...

   I love how these photoshop models think they have "fans." Let's be realistic. Most of those people are not your fans, they just want to get you in bed.

   I love this global warming! Who cares if my Grand kids won't get to see a Polar bear. I didn't get to see a dinosaur, & I turned out ok. At least the melting ice caps will cover Jersey Shore with water, so they won't have to see that either.

   Love? No I prefer vodka

   Hoes Love buying Sharpies so they can draw on their eyebrows like this (^_^) (~_~) (`_`) ("_") (-_-) (/_\) (-_=) (~_^) (-_~) (*_~)

   Did you know, if on a full moon if you light a candle and say the name of someone you love 3 times, you'll look stupid doing that?

   I LOVE sleeping,,,,,, It's like being dead,,, Without all the commitment

   Do I really have to explain why I love you? Okay fine. I love you because you give good head.

   posting "I love you!!!" today on Facebook is the equivalent to shouting it from the top of a mountain back in the day.

   Behind this innocent smile of mine, lay words that go unsaid. Words of longing, love, anger, and hate, all repeating inside my head.

    As much as I love butter spray bottles it just makes me want Bacon spray bottles." I'd put that $hit on everything "

   Life is the school Love is the lesson and sex the homework. so don't forget to do the homework tonight

   Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥

   Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.

   Dear old love: I used to fantasize about you dying so that I could be single again. I'm so glad I decided to leave you instead of waiting for you to die.

   When you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my Smart ph, I'm telling it how much I love it..!!

   Dear old love, I used to think I had a really low sex drive. Now I realize it was just that I wasn't really attracted to you.