love Funny Status Messages

   Nothing says love like, "I'm busy this weekend but I'll call you Wednesday."

   I don't wanna be presumptuous, but I think this Sandra Fluke chick just might be the love of my weekend. Now, if she'd only return my phone calls...

   Every time Rush Limbaugh talks the more I'm convinced that he's the love child of Stay Puff marshmallow man, Jabba the Hut, and a cancerous tumor

   MILF...Man I Love Fries.

   Sometimes I spice up my love life by getting my girlfriend to wear a long black nightgown with buttons on it. Makes her look just like a remote control.

   Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off.

   I'll probably never love anything as much as this sweet old lady sitting next to me at the Blackjack table loves her next cigarette.

   I love it when I read a post and I think ive read the page but its just some idiot reposting a post from a few pages back.

   And then one day she realized she could never love a man who could name more than 2 Kardashians.

   money is not the root of all evil. The LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil. Big difference.

   The love of Money is the root of all evil.. For more information,,,, send $20 to me.

   Yesterday the weather was cold and miserable. Today it's sunny and hot. Global warming you've got to love it

   When a girl is in love, she offers sex. when a guy wants sex, he offers love.

   Every time I say "I love you too", I'm thinking about the band so, technically not a lie.

   Gotta love Facebook. I can update my status, post pictures and even chat with numerous people.....and nobody knows I'm not wearing any pants.

   I love a woman in heels. But please don't wear a bunch of Bangles too. You just sound like an angry Samurai chasing me on a horse.

   Maybe it's the beer talking but I really love beer.

   Dear Me, I just wanted to remind you that it's okay to say "No" once in awhile. I'll let you in on a little secret-the world will go on! Love, Me

   YOLO: You Obviously Love Oreos

   We Found Love in a Swollen Face - Chris Brown ft. Rihanna