love Funny Status Messages

   S.I.N.G.L.E = Sometimes It's Not Good to Love Everybody

   Oi, FB friends, enjoy, love and relax..... love what you do and love the people around you... but always be prepared to explore and be ready for change............ dont get bored and dont be boring.......

   Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge... Its much less painful

   If you love something, let it go... down on you.

   Here's to the women who love me terribly, May they soon improve.

   Sometimes, I say weird things during intercourse, like "I love you" and/or "Please look directly into the camera and say you have agreed to this."

   A dog asks a cat "How come I've never seen you cats making love in public?" The cat replies, "Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?"

   For the love of God, how do I remove Vuze from my computer????

   Cats. Because why should conditional love only come from family?

   Find what you love and let it kill you.

   A day without love, sex or booze is just another day closer to death.

   Bite marks, hickies, and scratches are love notes written in flesh.

   HEY,,, I remember when they had Child Protective Services when I was a kid... And her name was Grandma... Love you Gram !

   My dog was starting to take my love for granted so I made her watch one of those really depressing ASPCA animal abuse awareness commercials. This morning she washed my truck and took out the trash.

   Dear MacGuyver,,,I've enclosed a yoyo, three pennies, and mentos... Please save the rainforest.....Love, Snotty

   Like if you remember the cereal called "freakies" ...google if you don't ..gotta love the 70's

   Never give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.

   "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody

   Those guys with "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers definitely been caught cheating

   Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."