love Funny Status Messages

   For the love of God, how do I remove Vuze from my computer????

   Cats. Because why should conditional love only come from family?

   Find what you love and let it kill you.

   A day without love, sex or booze is just another day closer to death.

   Bite marks, hickies, and scratches are love notes written in flesh.

   HEY,,, I remember when they had Child Protective Services when I was a kid... And her name was Grandma... Love you Gram !

   My dog was starting to take my love for granted so I made her watch one of those really depressing ASPCA animal abuse awareness commercials. This morning she washed my truck and took out the trash.

   Dear MacGuyver,,,I've enclosed a yoyo, three pennies, and mentos... Please save the rainforest.....Love, Snotty

   Like if you remember the cereal called "freakies" ...google if you don't ..gotta love the 70's

   Never give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.

   "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody

   Those guys with "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers definitely been caught cheating

   Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."

   I like getting drunk because I love it when the whole world revolves around me.

   Women must love you because you are the biggest d!ck I have ever seen

   n't it ironic that I hate math, but I love counting money.

   I feel like a MILF because Man I Love Facebook.

   you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth

   Honestly,,,,, I love every single some of you.......

   Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.