snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   When you realize winter is still 5 week away!

   Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.

   first snow fall of the year I am initiating a naked snow angel challenge to raise awareness of challenges that raise awareness.

   it was sooo cold last winter that i'm still farting snow flakes in August

   What a lovely winter we're having this spring.

   This weekend, I forgot to set the thermostat ahead on my clock,,,, Mine's still set for winter...

   It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.

   Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.

   Ladies….there is a difference between fake tanning and changing your entire ethnicity during the winter months.

   Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014

   There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter

   Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!

   I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.

   Snow is herpes of the weather

   The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.

   I know how the North won the Civil War - They used snow machines....

   All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...

   I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.

   The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.

   Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl