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   messageicon North Korea is becoming like that one person on your friends list that always threatens to close their FB account from lack of attention.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 15:47 by remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Feeling Bored? Post a status on Facebook that says " Hillary Clinton 2016" and buckle up for the ride of your life.
←Rate | 04-21-2015 10:38 by remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"
←Rate | 04-19-2011 01:25 by remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!
←Rate | 01-18-2010 14:52 by Remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I cut you off and didn't tell you why. That means I lost all respect for you and you don't even deserve an explanation.
←Rate | 11-20-2013 13:46 by Remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Its my money and I need it now" I just wanna smack the sh*t out of J.G Wentworth!!!!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 19:41 by remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some people should not have been given the ability to talk and breathe at the same time
←Rate | 03-30-2015 14:11 by remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We prayed for France and Lebanon now let's take a moment of silence and Pray for Ronda Rousey πŸ™πŸΌπŸ™πŸΌ
←Rate | 11-15-2015 17:08 by Remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope we have a good weekend before the end of the world !!
←Rate | 03-11-2011 10:38 by remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know what Ash Wednesday is, but you've got some sh*t ok your forehead
←Rate | 03-05-2014 14:53 by Remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dont do Drugs, I am Drugs
←Rate | 11-29-2010 16:29 by Remy911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow is herpes of the weather
←Rate | 02-16-2014 11:18 by remy911 Comments (0)  


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